Mad Madam Moxie

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A Curmudgeon's Chronicle of Everything Wrong With the World

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Also known as the Nature category

⚸ The Collected Complaints ⚸

Nothing here. Either the complaints have been suppressed, or a particular grievance of this nature has yet to be lodged.

The Madam

I am the magnificent, marvellous Mad Madam Moxie – a perpetually perturbed and morose Millennial who's bitterly baffled by the state of basically everything, working through worldly woe with a wee bit of whimsy.

The Spellbook

The Cauldron's Rage

Warming
A low flame flickers beneath still water. Something has been lit.
Simmering
Tiny bubbles creep along the bottom. Patient, but building.
Steaming
The surface shivers. Wisps rise. Get too close and you'll feel it.
Boiling
Roiling, churning, loud. Whatever is inside has no intention of calming down.
Scorching
Spitting over the sides. The metal glows. The flame is enormous.
Overflowing
It can't hold anymore. Hot liquid pours out in waves, sizzling as it hits the fire below.
BOOM!
The cauldron is gone. Only scorched earth and ringing silence remain.