Mad Madam Moxie

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My Own Personal Pizzagate

Twenty-Ninth of March MMXXVI

I touched on this briefly a few days ago in All the Small Things #1, thinking it wouldn’t need an entire post of its own. I was wrong. The emails I’ve received from a national pizza chain denying my request...

◆ Rage Level: BOOM!

The Madam

I am the magnificent, marvellous Mad Madam Moxie – a perpetually perturbed and morose Millennial who's bitterly baffled by the state of basically everything, working through worldly woe with a wee bit of whimsy.

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The Cauldron's Rage

Warming
A low flame flickers beneath still water. Something has been lit.
Simmering
Tiny bubbles creep along the bottom. Patient, but building.
Steaming
The surface shivers. Wisps rise. Get too close and you'll feel it.
Boiling
Roiling, churning, loud. Whatever is inside has no intention of calming down.
Scorching
Spitting over the sides. The metal glows. The flame is enormous.
Overflowing
It can't hold anymore. Hot liquid pours out in waves, sizzling as it hits the fire below.
BOOM!
The cauldron is gone. Only scorched earth and ringing silence remain.